A letter to my crush

Dear Chuck,

Ever since I first saw you, I knew I would fall in love with you. Your dark hair and hazel eyes drive me crazy. I completely adore your taste in shoes. I always knew that you would end up with Sarah (even though it breaks my heart completely a little). Your determination to go after what you know is right is an inspiration to the world. I sometimes wish my computer would crash or that I was a Russian member of Fulcrum, just so that I could gaze into your eyes/get a little physical with you.

PS I will wait for you. Season four will come soon enough.

With sincere and non-creepy love,
Felicia